Love never really hurt anyone.

lovenotesfromcarver:

lovenotesfromfenris:

lovenotesfromsebastianvael:

lovenotesfromanders:

lovenotesfromisabela:

lovenotesfromsebastianvael:

I’d like to thank Hawke for a rather, well. Muddy adventure through the Deep Roads. I hate the Deep Roads. Certainly, there’s cause for adventure, plenty of foul beasts to slay, plenty of opportunities to serve the Maker, but Andraste’s Heel, I am sick to death of mud.

Varric accuses me of being prissy.

Rest assured, my lovelies, I am at your service.

Yours,

Sebastian Vael.

Please, pretty boy. You got the least of the mud, and Hawke was covered in darkspawn muck from head to toe. All YOU had to worry about was a fleck of mud or two on your pretty armour. Hrmph. It’s alright, though. If it -really- bothers you, I suggest a nice, hot bath.

She has a point there.  You had a few bits of mud, while the rest of us had waded through…  I don’t want to mention it, nevermind, forget I said anything.

You’re complaining because I had the sense to stay out of the..er. Excrement?

Sense?  I believe others may say it was more whining than sense.  It needed to be crossed.

I would have pushed him in, had I been invited. Stupid Grey Wardens.

You weren’t the only one to miss out on the ‘party’.  I did too, then got nudged to further my studies.

lovenotesfromdave said: hey there how you doin

I am doing quite well, thank you.

Are you all right?

You’re looking a bit pale.

lovenotesfromanders:

theelfowl:

lovenotesfromanders:

lovenotesfrombethany:

Stay off of my internet.  You’re going to confuse our friends.

Whoops!  Sorry, Bethany, I didn’t mean to intrude.  You showed me something, left, and I forgot it wasn’t my internet.

admittedly I WAS confused for a second oh dear

but how have you both been <3

I’ve been quite well, thank you.  Busy with the clinic, dealing with my other half, and whatnot.

I have been studying much more lately.  It keeps me busy.  And apparently I missed my sister’s wedding, but so did everyone else.  Hum.  Other than that, I’m fine, thank you.  How are you, sweetheart?

Stay off of my internet.  You’re going to confuse our friends.

sesquipedalianfightclub:

lovenotesfrombethany:

sesquipedalianfightclub:

lovenotesfrombethany:

sesquipedalianfightclub:

lovenotesfrombethany:

sesquipedalianfightclub:

lovenotesfrombethany replied to your post: In honour of Harry’s gay uncles: Oatmeal and tea. …

Ooo, what type, if I may ask?

Bethany bb, what type of what?

Tea.  Oatmeal.  And porn.  So all, three.

Earl Grey, plain with a bit of brown sugar, and whatever you call it when there’s penis everywhere.

Ooo!  Very interesting.  When I get a bit more alone time, I’ll have to go have a peek, myself.

I have a list of sites (And authors and stores and studios and companies) for when you do!

Ooo, I am very interested, I assure you!

Fantastic! Oh, I love sexy sharing time with the girls!

Absolutely wonderful!  Thank you very much!

queen-of-highgardens-deactivate said: I hope you don't mind me asking, but how are you and Carver getting along?

We’re getting along fairly well.  We argue, we pull each other’s hair, we fight, we laugh, we comfort each other when bad things go down, and we’re not sure if our sibling isn’t coming back, if we’ve lost something precious to us yet again, we wrestle, we tease Gamlen, and so on. 

We have a few issues, but every family does, but we’re still family, and we’ll take care of each other, even if sometimes we don’t like each other, and sometimes, we are afraid that we’ll never see each other again.

sesquipedalianfightclub:

lovenotesfrombethany:

sesquipedalianfightclub:

lovenotesfrombethany:

sesquipedalianfightclub:

lovenotesfrombethany replied to your post: In honour of Harry’s gay uncles: Oatmeal and tea. …

Ooo, what type, if I may ask?

Bethany bb, what type of what?

Tea.  Oatmeal.  And porn.  So all, three.

Earl Grey, plain with a bit of brown sugar, and whatever you call it when there’s penis everywhere.

Ooo!  Very interesting.  When I get a bit more alone time, I’ll have to go have a peek, myself.

I have a list of sites (And authors and stores and studios and companies) for when you do!

Ooo, I am very interested, I assure you!

sesquipedalianfightclub:

lovenotesfrombethany:

sesquipedalianfightclub:

lovenotesfrombethany replied to your post: In honour of Harry’s gay uncles: Oatmeal and tea. …

Ooo, what type, if I may ask?

Bethany bb, what type of what?

Tea.  Oatmeal.  And porn.  So all, three.

Earl Grey, plain with a bit of brown sugar, and whatever you call it when there’s penis everywhere.

Ooo!  Very interesting.  When I get a bit more alone time, I’ll have to go have a peek, myself.

sesquipedalianfightclub:

lovenotesfrombethany replied to your post: In honour of Harry’s gay uncles: Oatmeal and tea. …

Ooo, what type, if I may ask?

Bethany bb, what type of what?

Tea.  Oatmeal.  And porn.  So all, three.

yesterday-is-a-secret:

Welcome! Hopefully you won’t regret this.

I’m sure I won’t regret it at all!  Thank you!